Clause. Santa Clause

I think Santa Clause would be the greatest CIA Agent of all time. Think about it. He knows if you are sleeping. He knows if your awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. If that doesn't sound like someone who should be a CIA agent, I don't know who does! If Santa had been in the CIA, he could have prevented 9/11! He would have been standing there, pointed out the terrorists, and said "Don't let those guys on the plane. Their going to hijack it and kill thousands."

I don't know about you, but I would feel alot safer if Santa were a CIA agent.