Recently my city has beens truck by an out break of Norovirus, a nasty little food borne bug that has some not so pleasant side effects. So far there have been several cases linked to Burger King, as well as some linked to McDonald's. There have also been rumors cases from Pizza Hut and Subway, but as of this writing, I have yet to hear confirmation of those.
Yesterday we were talking about this at work, and one of my co-workers, even after getting information from the department of health and actually talking to someone who was at the meeting about what to do about it, where experts on this sort of thing spoke, refuses to believe that it is Norovirus. in her opinion, it is simply the flu, or food poisoning. I suppose it could be considered a form of food poisoning, but I know the truth behind this outbreak. The truth They don't want you to know.
The truth it that this is all a terrorist attack, the work of a "Special" cell of Al Qaeda. They got the idea from the Mexican Water Cartel, who have been contaminating the tap water of Mexico with various this for years, forcing people to but bottled water at highly inflated prices. At much as 10,000 Pesos per bottle. Granted that works out to only about 50 cents US, but when they can get it for far cheaper, it is an inflated price.
This "Special" branch of Al Qaeda has a much more dastardly plot in mind. They seek to spread terror by forcing us to eat healthier and better foods. Can't grab a Big Mac, so might as well go home and make something from scratch. The Whopper you've been craving all day is out of the question, so go home and make a salad instead. instead of some what bland French Fries, you have to go home and make your own,seasoning them with stuff such as garlic, parsley, or Greek and Cajun seasonings. The inhuman monsters.
They may not be competent enough to cause the widespread terror if some cells. Maybe the best they can do is mildly annoy a small town in south west Minnesota, but that doesn't change the fact that this is obviously a terrorist attack.
Yesterday we were talking about this at work, and one of my co-workers, even after getting information from the department of health and actually talking to someone who was at the meeting about what to do about it, where experts on this sort of thing spoke, refuses to believe that it is Norovirus. in her opinion, it is simply the flu, or food poisoning. I suppose it could be considered a form of food poisoning, but I know the truth behind this outbreak. The truth They don't want you to know.
The truth it that this is all a terrorist attack, the work of a "Special" cell of Al Qaeda. They got the idea from the Mexican Water Cartel, who have been contaminating the tap water of Mexico with various this for years, forcing people to but bottled water at highly inflated prices. At much as 10,000 Pesos per bottle. Granted that works out to only about 50 cents US, but when they can get it for far cheaper, it is an inflated price.
This "Special" branch of Al Qaeda has a much more dastardly plot in mind. They seek to spread terror by forcing us to eat healthier and better foods. Can't grab a Big Mac, so might as well go home and make something from scratch. The Whopper you've been craving all day is out of the question, so go home and make a salad instead. instead of some what bland French Fries, you have to go home and make your own,seasoning them with stuff such as garlic, parsley, or Greek and Cajun seasonings. The inhuman monsters.
They may not be competent enough to cause the widespread terror if some cells. Maybe the best they can do is mildly annoy a small town in south west Minnesota, but that doesn't change the fact that this is obviously a terrorist attack.
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10:38 AM
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