Me, Kofi Kingston, WIl Wheaton, and a classmate from high school who I never hung out with much were driving around in Jairus' old car. We were driving in the Cities and turned down an ally before stopping at a store front that looked exactly like Fat Freddy's, but wasn't, since that is in Willmar and we were in the Cities.

We got out and Wil tried to open the door and found it to be locked. After trying a few times, Synch pulled up in a Nova. After a few questions about whether or not he was supposed to be dead, he pulled out several garbage bags with resealed cans of Orange Crush. Once opened, marijuana smoke started pouring out. Synch had invented Disposable, Recyclable bongs!

Then the alarm went off.

Weirdest. Dream. Ever.