A Perfect World

Today Spike is showing a Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal marathon, because "In a perfect world" these "Action Gods" would face eachother, so they are giving us the next best thing. (Note the stuff in quotes is from the accual commercials.)

In a perfect world, Bruce Lee would come back from the dead, grab Jet Li and Jackie Chan, take out Seagal and Van Damme with his pinkie, and then go hunting for Chuck Norris. He wouldn't realy need Jet Li or Jackie Chan, they would just be there to watch the master at work