Last night I heard that Micheal Vick has been reinstated and could start playing right away, assuming a team signs him of course.

I think we all know that he is going to be a Viking. After all, we tend to give people second chances. If you messed up and have been abandoned by everyone else, but payed your debut to society, we have no problem with you here.

And if you haven't, or you mess up again, then you go to the Raiders or Cowboys. Either way, Vick will be playing sooner or later

I was just watching an old TNA match, Samoa Joe VS Eric YOung, and I thought of something. That black towel that Joe has been wearing to the ring should have been a give away to who his advisor was.

I saw this a while ago, when it was first posted. Always ment to post it on here, but never did. and when I was re-reading the archives for Real Life Comics, I found it again and figured I better post it before I forget again

I received this through an e-mail today. I changed some of the comments to something more like what I would think. Even if all of these aren't true, they are still funny. ^_^ In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hair dryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turnupside down."
(That information could have been helpful BEFORE)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(What is the definition of heat again?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness.."
(Why am I taking this?)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to.....what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts! -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: uh...fly Delta)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chain saw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Found this earlier and laughed my but off. If you are a fan of Monty Python and The Holy Grail, you will love it.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green Lantern: First Flight comes out July 21!!!!!!!

Or 28, depending on where you look, but either way, GREEN LANTERN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a completely useless fact.

The word Undead is not in Open Office's dictionary.

Today at work we answered the age old question

Can the hot case melt a thin plastic bag.

and it can.

I want one. I remember reading about this when they were building it, and watching a video of the legs being built, but now that it is done, I really really want one

Preferably one that moves (more then just the head) but a life sized Gundam would be cool period

As you might have noticed, there is now a banner at the top of the page. This is the title banner (as well as a link) for my web comic, The Adventures Of Jim And Bob

There are currently 30 strips up, which I figured would be a good number to reach before I started promoting it. It is normally updated Monday, Wednesday,a nd Friday, although I have done a few on other days for various reasons.

Check it out, hope you like it, and let me know what you think.