The "Me Needing A New Computer" Song

sung to the tune of what ever the hell you feel like singing it to. I don't really care.

Also, I GAVE THIS POST A TITLE! That hasn't happened in a long time, unless it was for a story.

My computer sucks
it's such a piece of crap
gonna smash my computer
with a baseball bat

Can't stand my computer
It runs so very slow
Gonna throw my computer
Out a 42nd floor window

My computer blows
It's worse then Papyrus
Gonna expose my computer to
A tech eating virus

I loath my computer
It causes mental pain
Gonna take a gun to my computer
Put a bullet in it's electric brain

My computer stinks
Doesn't refresh no stays stagnant
Gonna set my computer next to
A Ginormous magnet

I hate my computer
I can't take it any more
Gonna blow the damn thing up
With lots of C-4

I was just checking Facebook, after not having been on it in a few days and I saw a post by TNA about this. It was posted on Friday, and as of a few seconds ago, it only had 110 people who clicked "Like This". TNA has 40,739 fans on Facebook. I know not all of them are on Facebook over the weekend, but I'm willing to bet that at least 2/3 are int he 18-35 demographic that wrestling targets. That is also the main target audiance for magazines like Playboy. So why is it that only 110 people have clicked "Like This"? I could understand if it was "Awesome Kong poses in Playboy". Might wonder why 110 people liked that, but hey, everyone likes different things. But Traci Brooks is rather attractive, so for only 110 people to like that story is kind of wierd. you would think it would be a lot higher.

It's hard to see the pics on the link, so here is one from when she was managing Robert Roode

This is going to be so freaking Awesome!

and before anyone says anything, yes I could have reduced the size, but it is too awesome to do that to.

The ultimate Magic card. I would say I found this with Google, but we all know what happens when you Google his name.



And incase anyone was wondering

Chuck Norris, William Shatner, and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.